Wednesday, September 28, 2005

Walkies

Walkies something for dogs. Fury fools hears "WALKIES" and jump up and down all excited to get dragged up and down the sidewalk - forced to crap out in public and have those crazy humans pick it up and save it in baggies like some treasure or somewhot! Discusting!

All cats essentally lazy and just as soon sleep most of the time anyhow. Enuff walkies for me is from my blanket to the food dish and back whot seems some days like a safari or somewhot! Unfortunatly the Old Fart never had a dog but like all humans seem to need to drag some kind of poor animal along with them wherever theys goes. Old Fart no exeption. When he needs to go down to the cornor store for some milk or comic or somewhot if I am not making myself scarce he wagging his tongue "WALKIES, WALKIES, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH" and I find myself co-hersed into dragging my butt behind him all the way there and back. Most fortunately he neglected to bring the baggies so any expetation that I crap on command never arises and I's is left free to conduct such stuff elsewhere! Plod, plod, plod behind the Old Fart as he shuffles intermably along in his slippers leaving yours trewly to bring up the rear burning my paw pads on the sidewalk in summer or worse yet getting them wet in winter if it snows I simply refuse to leave the house at all. Uncivilized passtime in any case. Walkies is foolishniss for all dogs which are stupid anyhow so can't appreciate the finer things in life like sleeping all day and only visiting the litter box when it is impossible to avoid the effort. But the Old Fart needs me and so I am forced to continue the trips and lead him home agane otherwise he might get lost and never return. I suppose it is a small price to pay for bed and breakfast and that least if I plays the part the Old Fart will forbear to get a fat stinky dog to replace me!

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