Attracting Flys

I is here in the Old Fart's kitchen hiding under my blankie in my baskett! I is carefully watching a big fatt fly lazly buzzing about from here to there! Buzz, buzz, buzz - first to the counter where he dance and leave little fly feetprints all over the butter - then crap fly specs on the Old Fart's Wonder Bread. Serve the Old Fart right cause he never close the bread bag after that last peanut butter and bacon sandwhich - which he never share with starving kitties! Then up again round and round - back and forth you go but my eyes fixed on you little fly and sooner or later you will come within my reach and I shalll eat you little fly buggie and crunch you up like a little furry fly popcorn! Snap crackly pop - you will be a tasty tidbit treat on a hot afternoon. So fly fly while you can but my eyes never leave you and my patience is endless. Bird say patience be damnd - I is to incredibly lazy to move naught but my eyes. The bird is one to talk - what whacks his face - beak first - against a tree in hopes some stupid tree bug hear him knocking and stick its head out a hole and so present itselfs for the bird's lunch! With all that head banging is no doubt the bird is dozy all the time and unable to figur out my devilishly clever strategems. Clearly the fly stand no chance on account of his brain so small and mine so big! What chance flying garbage munchers got against feline superority?

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