Another Nightmare Before Christmas

It was the night before Christmas
down at our house.......
Not a peep coud be heard
cause I killed every mouse.
Except for the old Fart
asleep in his bed.............
Farting farts loud enough
to awake the dead!
Suddenly from the roof came
a crash and a bang.
Causing me to fear intrusion
from some home invasion gang!
I leaps from the couch to the hearth
in a single bound.........
As down from the chimney
came a shuffling sound...........
To await by the fireplace
as the first thief came down-
Claws sharpened and ready
to shred up the clown!
Then as his dark shiny boots slowly
came into view...........
I dug in those claws and
he knew he was through!
He screamed and he begged, but I was
a cat without pity..............
His worst nightmare come true,
a psychotic fat kitty!
In only a few moments
you could tell of a glance,
The jolly fat intruder had never
stood a chance.
Little was left but bones and
a shredded red rag.
Plus all of the boodle
he'd packed in his bag!
Chalk up another victim
to the deadly watch cat......
But thank him for the presents
and the jaunty red hat!
So as I crawled back on the couch
and turned out the light,
I wished everyone Merry Christmas
and to all a good night!