A brief clarifikation

After reeding my Pyratical Days chapter from my best selling upcoming and most exciting bio-ography of my life and times, the bird is doing rolling of eyes and making beek noises what pass for "tsk, tsk, tsk" in bird. It occur to me that his most sckeptical reaction to my mostly trew story might be shared by my otherwise gullible and faithfull fans of me and so I paws here to assure all my readers of the veracity of my recountations! It is trew that most bio-ographys can be self indulgent packs of half baked trewths and even outrite lies, but unlike a legion of polotitians, movie stars and business tycoons, I can say tho I hav only exagerated a tad here or there - and perhaps spiced up the details a little, it was only to move the narrative along and hold the interest of my most devoted readers! So if I hav strayed from telling the whole trewth and the only trewth, it has for your sakes and so I can be forgiven an occassional exaggeration.

The bird is still looking at me most pekularly with cynical doubting and such, but be assurred that I will smack him about later and so stop his rude interuptions and end his interference with your continued injoyment of my life story. So suspend your disbelief and be assurred that the tale you here is mostly trew - mostly!

Stay tuned for my first days in Victoria as I was entrapped to a life of petty thievery by the most evil Fagan and......the bird is rolling his eyes agane and now groaning in disbelief so pardon me for a bit as I require to pummel him into silence and so proceed without any further unwelcome interventions.


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