A brief clarifikation

After reeding my Pyratical Days chapter from my best selling upcoming and most exciting bio-ography of my life and times, the bird is doing rolling of eyes and making beek noises what pass for "tsk, tsk, tsk" in bird. It occur to me that his most sckeptical reaction to my mostly trew story might be shared by my otherwise gullible and faithfull fans of me and so I paws here to assure all my readers of the veracity of my recountations! It is trew that most bio-ographys can be self indulgent packs of half baked trewths and even outrite lies, but unlike a legion of polotitians, movie stars and business tycoons, I can say tho I hav only exagerated a tad here or there - and perhaps spiced up the details a little, it was only to move the narrative along and hold the interest of my most devoted readers! So if I hav strayed from telling the whole trewth and the only trewth, it has for your sakes and so I can be forgiven an occassional exaggeration.

The bird is still looking at me most pekularly with cynical doubting and such, but be assurred that I will smack him about later and so stop his rude interuptions and end his interference with your continued injoyment of my life story. So suspend your disbelief and be assurred that the tale you here is mostly trew - mostly!

Stay tuned for my first days in Victoria as I was entrapped to a life of petty thievery by the most evil Fagan and......the bird is rolling his eyes agane and now groaning in disbelief so pardon me for a bit as I require to pummel him into silence and so proceed without any further unwelcome interventions.


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My Pyratical days

CHAPTER TWO

There hav been much supposition concern my earlier years specally those immediately after my abduction by pyrates! Certanely my memories of the time are a tad sketchy but recent revoveries of suppressed memory hav helped to piece together a bit of those days. It turned out that the evil pyrates had nabbed me in hopes of replacing the ships cat what had got run over by a gravel truck or some such. They themselves were not half so evil as was made out but found the notious reputation good for business and so made out to be more evil with multitudinous arr arr arrs and a grate whaling about with cutlasses and pistols most of which were unsharpened and unloaded! In any case I found myself treated most agreeably with 'here kitty kitty', bowls of fresh cream and much belly rubbing and scratches behind the ears. Of course I was expect to rid the ship of rats - creatures most dreddfull waht took heinous plezzure in ganging up on me in dark corners and threatening me with dire consequences if I dared to interfere with their business. Tho outnumbered by a grate multitude of these evil malefactors in a pyrate ship that was a maloderous rotting warren full of the filthy beasts, in time I grew most abundantly on fresh cream and kind pats and with my superior size and unbounded courage, I vanquished their superior numbers most effectively.

The pyrate Captain was most plezzed but wrack by gilt that he had abduct me from my princly home. Hard to know from which kingdom my young self had come but he finaly do the right thing and leave me off at the next port of call. The pyrates most sad to see me go and so cry and wail when I am going down the gangplank. It was a most piteous site what brought tears to my eyes for I had come to grately luv the fresh cream and multitudinous pats and scratches from the scurvy crew. Still I set about the continuing adventure of my life as the pyrates waved goodbye and sailed off to pillage and plunder elsewhere. Turning my tail on a life of pyratsy I trod off with a stout heart into the dark - dangerous and most evilist streets of Old Victoria!

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The Adventures of Cosmic Cat - as the big blue feline battles the forces of evil to save starving kitties thoughout the Universe, starring: The evil Empror MerdeDuLax, The even eviller Empriss Zarzthouster and her brother Baron Abominadble plus heroine sidekick Dale Ardour and the inimitable Dr. Zade Koff.

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